Bonding

Instant messaging is a wonderful thing.  It provides an opportunity for serious and meaningful discussions between siblings... like the one I had today with by brother "Bob".  Behold...

8:23 AM Bob: People are so stupid. I always send proofs to people and ask them to pick which one they like best. The would respond in 'I like the green one'. Well hell! there's three options with green! so I started to put 'option A' and option B' under each one. and STILL people respond with 'I like the one on the right", or 'the blue one', or 'number 3'. What? theres no number 3! there is an option C. But no 3!
AUGHHGGHGHGHGHGH!!!
8:24 AM me: ha. people can't follow directions- idiots. let's kill them all
8:25 AM me: *disclaimer- to any law enforcement personnel who may be monitoring my chats... I was kidding. No need to arrest me.
Bob: sounds good to me. I ged dibs on the shotgun (my weapon of choice).
me: sawed off or regular?
Bob: now thats the real question isn't it
8:26 AM me: I think I'd like to try an ax... it's a little more personal that way
Bob: I like the bat too. Its blunt, easy to manuver and wether its wood or metal you get an equally satisfying sound
8:29 AM me: ooooh you're right. nice one. Brass knuckles could be good too, you'd get a nice workout and wouldn't have to worry about missing your scheduled time in the gym while your busy destroying evidence.
8:30 AM Bob: wow this has become quite the interesting conversation.
8:32 AM me: Guess it's time to shove the dark feeling back inside. Wanna go pick wild flowers and sing Give Said the Little Stream?
8:33 AM Bob: you so crazy

-Smarty Pants